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When your girl pissing you off, just remember what that ass look like in lingerie and stay strong homie.
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Unusual Asks
- Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
- is your room messy or clean?
- what color are your eyes?
- do you like your name? why?
- what is your relationship status?
- describe your personality in 3 words or less
- what color hair do you have?
- what kind of car do you drive? color?
- where do you shop?
- how would you describe your style?
- favorite social media account
- what size bed do you have?
- any siblings?
- if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
- favorite snapchat filter?
- favorite makeup brand(s)
- how many times a week do you shower?
- favorite tv show?
- shoe size?
- how tall are you?
- sandals or sneakers?
- do you go to the gym?
- describe your dream date
- how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
- what color socks are you wearing?
- how many pillows do you sleep with?
- do you have a job? what do you do?
- how many friends do you have?
- whats the worst thing you have ever done?
- whats your favorite candle scent?
- 3 favorite boy names
- 3 favorite girl names
- favorite actor?
- favorite actress?
- who is your celebrity crush?
- favorite movie?
- do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
- money or brains?
- do you have a nickname? what is it?
- how many times have you been to the hospital?
- top 10 favorite songs
- do you take any medications daily?
- what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
- what is your biggest fear?
- how many kids do you want?
- whats your go to hair style?
- what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
- who is your role model?
- what was the last compliment you received?
- what was the last text you sent?
- how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
- what is your dream car?
- opinion on smoking?
- do you go to college?
- what is your dream job?
- would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
- do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
- do you have freckles?
- do you smile for pictures?
- how many pictures do you have on your phone?
- have you ever peed in the woods?
- do you still watch cartoons?
- do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
- Favorite dipping sauce?
- what do you wear to bed?
- have you ever won a spelling bee?
- what are your hobbies?
- can you draw?
- do you play an instrument?
- what was the last concert you saw?
- tea or coffee?
- Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
- do you want to get married?
- what is your crush’s first and last initial?
- are you going to change your last name when you get married?
- what color looks best on you?
- do you miss anyone right now?
- do you sleep with your door open or closed?
- do you believe in ghosts?
- what is your biggest pet peeve?
- last person you called`
- favorite ice cream flavor?
- regular oreos or golden oreos?
- chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
- what shirt are you wearing?
- what is your phone background?
- are you outgoing or shy?
- do you like it when people play with your hair?
- do you like your neighbors?
- do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
- have you ever been high?
- have you ever been drunk?
- last thing you ate?
- favorite lyrics right now
- summer or winter?
- day or night?
- dark, milk, or white chocolate?
- favorite month?
- what is your zodiac sign
- who was the last person you cried in front of?
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Anonymous asked:
You're a med student? You can barely type English 😕
juelzsantanabandana answered:
my internet persona, vernacular, and typing style that I use on here for fun has no direct correlation to my academics nor my ability to rehabilitate patients u bitch
my seduction style is genuinely caring about your life & wanting you to improve & be happy
Don’t settle for just any girl . Get the girl you want . Your dream girl. You will feel like you own the world.
American Hustler (via american-hustler)
Anonymous asked:
What's your ideal girl?
sonoanthony answered:
That’s just a dumb question to ask. You can’t have an ideal girl. You don’t know who the fuck you gonna end up with in life. Could be the opposite of what you expected. I cold say short, dark hair, dark eyes, brown or caramel skin, big ass, and a face that says “I know I’m hot as fuck and I could have any nigga but I’m yours daddy, I’m yours” and I will probably end up with a white girl is SHE makes me happy. That’s what you look in relationships, happiness, good vibes.
People tend to break your standards all the time. Girls can be like oh I want a 6’2 nigga and up but then one day you’re chilling with your homie and he 5’8 and he does something and you tell yourself… “dam this kid has really been down for me and he keeps it real” you probably let him fuck to see what he’s about and he makes you cum 5 times and bam you fall in love with this kid. So there goes your ideality.
I CAN say that i usually tend to date girls who look like what I described in the first paragraph, but that’s not my ideal girl. My ideal girl is the girl I end up with.
Don’t settle for just any girl . Get the girl you want . Your dream girl. You will feel like you own the world.
American Hustler (via american-hustler)
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g